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Bearish As Fuck - Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee

Regular price $28.38 USD
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Ah Fuck, Bear Market

Bear market? Doesn't matter. This unisex ultra cotton tee describes the daily market in 3 words. Quality cotton construction helps distract everyone from the downward trend. Tapped shoulders keep you comfortable while you freak out. Having no side seams, it doesn't short out on comfort and looks. The collar has ribbed knitting for improved elasticity, perhaps reminding you that the market is similar to a yo-yo. The materials that went into this product are sustainably sourced and economically friendly because there's no bullshit about supporting a healthy planet.

Dimension S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 15.62 17.37 18.75 20.00 21.50 22.87
  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Tear-away label
  • Runs bigger than usual


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